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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Bangsy Malone Bangs Out

Jess Wood is back this week with wild stories of sex, transportation, comedy and more!!

Updates on: Pirate! Acid! Laundro! Waitressing! Plus, an Ass-Slappin' good time at the bar!

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Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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OG Dick Pic

Jess and Josh are back this week talking; Jess' PCP Score at 14, Mapplethorpe photos, Mega-Bus Masturbations, Comedy Roast Battles, Husband Dog Food, Affluenza Teen Jail Time, and much more.

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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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3 Big Girls 1 Lil Lady

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss their favorite fan personal story,

Goin Nuts For Nutella, Russian Shit, Oh Florida! and much more...
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60 Minute Cassette Tape

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss dry snitching tittle pics, clock bombs, texting with narcs, teacher sex noises, and much more!

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Carlos’ Curtain Call

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss NWA, Penis' on Fire & Caught Up, A dad and daughter don't disappoint in...Oh, Florida! And much more.

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Dick Liquor

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Japan's Underwear/Hair accessory, Drones that are Down, Jess' time at the beach and much more.

 
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