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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Holy Panties!

Jess is back this week with more fun and exciting adventures. From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!! OG Bus Love! Nasty-Ass Auntie! Random Lesbians! and much much more. Characters. Songs. Jokes and some deep shit=GET WOOD

wanna send a story/comment- jessisratchet@gmail.com

 

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Happy VD

Jess Wood is back with another adventure-filled week of stories. From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits. Whatdidudo at SuperBowl?! Backseat Podcasts! Belly Rubs! and much more.

stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Paging Dr. Perv

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and characters from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! This week Jess deals with; Weather equals  Forgiveness! Laundro Shows Up! Grateful In a Shuttle! plus much more hilarity and fun.

Stories/Comments-jessisratchet@gmail.com 

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Look For The Sparkles

Jess Wood is back this week with more hilarious stories, from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits. Jess talks; Doctors! Feels 'n' Tattoos! Poops! and much more.

email Jess-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Dildo Recycler

Jess Wood is back with more tales from the Wood this week! From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! This week Jess talks; Selfish Lyft Liners! Young Hot Latin Men and Bus stops! MLK & MamaEl! Pirate Creamin! and more. Listen. Laugh. Tell your pals to subscribe.

stories/comments/ jessisratchet@gmail.com

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10 Witchy Years

Jess is back this week with more hilarity! From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits. Make sure to strap your headphones on cuz she's NSFW for sure. Who loves Tidying Up!?! Laundry and his Gang! Work shit! The 10 year challenge! and much more silly shit.

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Denny’s Dancin’ & Dicks, Oh my!

Jess is back this week with more true, funny stories from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits! New Years Anxiety! SuperFans! Pussy-Eating-Acid-Head! and more fun than a pineapple with eyeballs.

Want Jess to comment on/tell your story? Jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Easily Dickstracted

Jess is back with a special New Years Eve show! Stories of NYE past! Laundro/Pirate Sexcapades! Who's Birthday Is It? And much more funny shit. From the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits in Jess' world. Join her as she takes you on adventures seen by multiple characters and even sometimes there's a song!

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Dreaming of a Black X-mas

Jess Wood is back with more stories and adventures from the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits!! This week it's a Christmas Miracle cuz Jess breaks into her stories from childhood and dating a dude in prison for Christmas not stopping Jess from visiting!

email stories, comments, dictures and more to; jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Acid Sex

Posted in sex, men, lol, vagina, penis, unicorn, semen, ratchet, russians, women, racisim, Sex stories, Stories, dating, comedy, funny, haha, lyft, giggle, mama, selfies, true stories, acid by thejesswood on December 17th, 2018

Jess Wood is back! And this week she talks Mama El's love for Xmas! Venice Beach on Acid! RIP Cayce! Correction corner! and more fun and silliness!!

stories/comments/love go to jessisratchet@gmail.com

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