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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Beautiful Bus Rides

Posted in sex, men, lol, unicorn, testicles, ratchet, women, RTD, racisim, pubic hair, Stories, comedy, Prostitutes, funny, Art, haha, giggle, mama, true stories by thejesswood on December 11th, 2018

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! Jess & Men in Skinny Jeans! Auditions & Memories of Susan! Famous Comics-don't be shitty! Bus Rides as a Jew Babe! and more... 

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No Dick Dandruff

Jess Wood is back this week with more fun and adventures from the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits! This week Jess tries Tinder! Jess' auntie answers the question of "Dick Suck or not?" Is it cliche to fuck to Barry White..? And more!! 

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Double Dick Distraction

Jess Wood is back with more uncensored stories, silly songs and random fun stuff.

From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! This week Jess tells of Thanksgivings past, Being Distracted by 2 dicks, Palming Tips at work, and more.

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Salty Pepper Bitch

Posted in lol, tweets, texting, traffic, real estate, Stories, comedy, funny, haha, giggle, mama, true stories by thejesswood on November 21st, 2018

Jess is back with more adventures...from the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits! This week Jess talks about dead mice, falling asleep on the bus, dealing with shitty customers, Thanksgiving and much more!

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Methy-Land

Jess is back with stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! Stories this week include: N.I.L.F "neighbor i'd like to fuck" Homeless Time! Grateful Dead tributes! GenX doesn't trust YOU! And much more.

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The Best Blow Jobber

Jess Wood is back this week with more comedy, true stories and adventures from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! This week: Scary Stories of lame-ass x-boy! Who is the best blow-jobber? How did you post with your "I Voted" sticker? Necklace Star of David! Screwing the Pirate! and much more.

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Shady J’s

Jess is back this week with the BIG questions..How do you explain jerking off in public to a kid? What's the sexiest dead celebrity costume this year? Stories and Adventures from the Day Of The Dead Festival in LA, Jess is a celebrity at the thrift shop, and more...!

 

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Hobo D!ck

Jess is back with more wild stories! This week Jess gets recognized, but it's not all sweet. Russians eating chicken fried chicken, Moth Stories of PCP, End Of The World Skills and much more hilarity! 

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And Ya Say Got Dam

Jess is back and more excited than ever to bring you her new format! 30 minutes of hilarity...characters, true stories, sex-ca-pades, pcp stories, LA on the bus, and much much more. Join Jess as she takes you from the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits!

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A “Slut” Named Jessica

Posted in DefaultTag by thejesswood on October 8th, 2018

Jess is back with more titilating tales from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!! Today's show brings stories of dates gone weird, names meanings, lyft line lunatics, angry anger, just a hit of jungian therapy, and much more. 

Delightful Hilarious and 100% real. Jess goes deep. 

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