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GET WOOD

Get Wood is sex positive comic Jess Wood’s audio diary. From the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits! NSFW * Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Thanx For Nuthin, Hitler

Posted in men, lol, food, texting, ratchet, russians, women, guns, Stories, comedy, funny, Art, haha, lyft, giggle, mama, metro, true stories, witches by thejesswood on December 2nd, 2019

Jess Wood is back with more silly stories from her week! Do Ya Think This is a Game?! Party Fouls, Turkey! WHAT ARE YOU then, MAMA?! plus, more madness from your favorite lady comic with nothin to hide and everything to say!!

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Tent Pu$$y

Posted in sex, lol, unicorn, semen, ratchet, pussy, racisim, dating, transgender, comedy, funny, Art, haha, giggle, mama, metro, true stories, witchy by thejesswood on November 26th, 2019

This week Jess takes her listeners away to Tent-Pu$$y-City! Frightened With Fries! Who's Jessica?! And much more silly, sexy and sassy sounds of ya girl Jess...

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Shhishhmortion Material

Posted in , , sex, lol, gun, ratchet, daughter, Stories, dating, comedy, abortion, funny, Art, haha, giggle, mama, true stories, Patroen, judd apatow by thejesswood on November 19th, 2019

Jess Wood is back with a vengeance on this weeks' episode! She's got-El Laundro Sightings!           Job Endings! Big Busts! Censored AGAIN?!! and lots more funny.s

5***** RATING PLEASE

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Junkie Love

Jess Wood is back from NYC and ready to take you through her first week back in LA! Dealers From The Past! SIRIUS XM! Drunky Lyft Riders! and more...

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Coochie Corset

Posted in lol, ratchet, comedy, funny, Gangs, haha, giggle by thejesswood on November 6th, 2019

Jess Wood is back this week Straight Outta Astoria, Queens! Listen as she recounts her Wardrobe Titties! Halloween Slaps! Ex's Ring Tones! and much more!! Get Wood loves you

 

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Coney, Don’tchya Know Me

Jess Wood is back and taking her audience on adventures through NYC! Who's Scared Of Turbulance? BEST Show Description Evah! What's NY Eggs Like? Coney Island Russians! Indians On Neptune! and more giggles n fun.

 

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Witchy Revolution

Jess Wood is back this week with more fun stories from her week. RIP Doggi! 7/11 Cares! What Side You Got? and much more sillyness...

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B.ig G.host E.nergy

Posted in sex, masturbation, lol, ratchet, pussy, women, RTD, Stories, dating, comedy, funny, haha, lyft, mama, metro, instagram, true stories, witches by thejesswood on October 15th, 2019

Jess Wood is back this week with more hilarious stories! Bloody the 13th! My Russians! Laundro-X-Pirate Update! Crying in a Lyft! And much more funny shiz...

Subscribe & Review 5*****

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Ji$$in On Stage

Posted in sex, lol, haunted, ratchet, comedy, funny, Gangs, haha, giggle, halloween, true stories, acid, witches by thejesswood on October 9th, 2019

Jess Wood is back and she's giving ya the straight dope from her week. Well...really...shrooms...anyone know where to get some? JKJK! Enjoy WOOD Now on SPOTIFY! Also, have YOU seen Floyd live, man?! Wood tells all. So much to giggle about. Listen, laugh, and share with your silly ass pals.

xoxo Jess

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White Ladies in Big Hats

Jess Wood is back this week with more of her wild adventures through Los Angeles. This week Jess talks; GretAHHHHH! Lyft Panic Attacks! Gallery Guys! New Blankie! and more...

 

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