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GET WOOD

Get Wood is sex positive comic Jess Wood’s audio diary. From the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits! NSFW * Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Gimme Thread til I’m Dead

Jess Wood is back this week with more adventures for your earholes! YOU like THREAD? Sew up my face! Yama! Big ass SOLD OUT show! RIP Polar...and more

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Painty McHufferson

Posted in sex, men, masturbation, lol, vagina, unicorn, ratchet, women, pubic hair, comedy, funny, Gangs, haha, lyft, giggle, mama, metro, instagram, Def Comedy Jam, witches, witchy by thejesswood on September 10th, 2019

Jess Wood is back this week with the help of PAINT! Yes, real paint that drives her wild while she brings you up to date on the adventures from her week. Jess' SOLD OUT SHOW!! Laundro & Pirate! Art Gallery Celebrity!! and much more funs.

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Cookies & Mushrooms

This week Jess takes her listeners on a trip through the arts and to the ocean. Laundro Is Texting RN! Cayce's Story! No Underpants At The Beach!? And much more fun stuffs xoxoxo

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See Jess' one-woman-show!

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The Transpo Show

Jess is back this week with her first ever Transportation Show. That's right, gang...from Lyft Pools to Crazy Fools and all in-between! Jess takes you on the train for the mystery of "Who's bike is this?" Brings you on the bus to hear some morning yelling, and wonders how some Lyft drivers manage to stay driving. It's a real RIDE this week, so listen, laugh, share with your pals and put 5 stars for your girl xoxo have a great week, lovers!

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Pissed Ina Flower Crown

Posted in advice, lol, ratchet, comedy, funny, Art, haha, giggle, true stories by thejesswood on August 20th, 2019

Jess Wood is back this week with more wild adventures! Appearing LIVE-Laundro! WiFi madness! Party Anxiety! and much more!From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!

Tinder, Schminder

This week Jess Wood takes you on more wild adventures; Offeded by the Chick w/the FACE! Where's The D? How's everyone's Single Friend? and much more...from the streets to the sheets, nothing with Jess is ever off limits! So strap on your headphones and get ready to laugh.

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Keepin’ It 100

This week Jess Wood takes you with her to; A Sexy Sultry Soundbath! Find Out What's This Lump? Book Edits! Save the Date 9/17 Jess' ONE WOMAN SHOW in LA! and much more...from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits.

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Poo-Bling

This week Jess Wood takes you with her to more inappropriate places in her AUDIO DIARY; Jess swallowed WHAT? Who STANKS in this Lyft? Witch children Rule! and much more fun... 

2j@zzes&asmoothie

Get Wood is Jess Wood's audio diary, and she takes you with her everywhere. From the sheets to the streets...nothing is off limits! Pirates Runaground Jess' Puswah! Hot and Heavy Accents Dry Jess UP! Who Keeps Trashing The Mountain?! AND MUCH MORE MADNESS

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Area 51 Fun

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an audio diary that takes you through the life and adventures of Jess. From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! This week Jess talks Twerking Aliens! Mexican Mermaids! Tattoo Talk! Visits from Beyond, and much more; Characters, songs, and fun=GET WOOD

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