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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Fry-Baby

Jess Wood is back this week with more adventures, from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! ACID is King and Jess gives an oral history on her trips, times and tribulations while on ye olde LSD. Laugh. Enjoy. Share with a pal!

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Swing’n'Titties

Posted in men, lol, ratchet, women, comedy, funny, haha, giggle by thejesswood on April 17th, 2019

Jess Wood is back this week with more adventures and stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! Do You Say Junkie?! Dicks A Swinging! Titties to the Wind! and much more fun!!

Stuff ya wanna say to Jess? jessisratchet@gmail.com

Richard Think

This week Jess takes you on more wild adventures...from the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits! Jess' Boob Mole! Racist Country Clubs! Apartments Collapse! and much more fun and funny. 

Wanna send something to Jess?

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Filter Penis

Jess is back this week with more adventures from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! RIP Nipsey Hussel! Birthing Stylists! Kanye Church! Dudes Jerking Off! Homeless isn't HAHA! and much more.

Comedy 4 Yer Hole

Jess Wood is back with more from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limit. This week Jess deals with; Lyft Lingo! Bus Fights! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! and much more hilarity. You want Jess to tell your story or ask Jess a question? email her at jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Mermaids Magic

Jess Wood is back this week with even more funny. Jess takes you from the streets to the sheets...nothing's off limits! "Who Likes TV?!" I Don't Test Well!" "WTF!" "HUH?!" "Stories Interrupted" and more.

Stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Dick Cage

Jess Wood is back this week with more adventures from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! Hollywood Royalty! Comedy! Enjoy it, Brody! Can we listen? Cheese and Babies! and much more. Giggle. Gasp. Gulp.

Stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Energy Lover

Jess is back this week with more tales from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits! Join Jess as she takes you through her adventures of the week: Headphones Can Even Suck! Tinder? More Like Cinder! Burn that shit down. Delivery Balls! SAY IT! and much more.

stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Handys & Homeless

Posted in sex, men, masturbation, lol, vagina, undies, texting, massage, ratchet, lick, women, Stories, funny, haha, giggle, mama, metro, instagram, true stories, witchy by thejesswood on February 27th, 2019

Jess is back with more WOOD! Stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits. This week: Smoothies With Comics! Pirate Stuff! Who's Giving' Hand jobs?... Rest In Paradise Brody! and much more.

Listen. Laugh. Share.

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Holy Panties!

Jess is back this week with more fun and exciting adventures. From the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!! OG Bus Love! Nasty-Ass Auntie! Random Lesbians! and much much more. Characters. Songs. Jokes and some deep shit=GET WOOD

wanna send a story/comment- jessisratchet@gmail.com

 

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