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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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Bangsy Malone Bangs Out

Jess Wood is back this week with wild stories of sex, transportation, comedy and more!!

Updates on: Pirate! Acid! Laundro! Waitressing! Plus, an Ass-Slappin' good time at the bar!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 

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History All Up In Me

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss The Tit Pic vs. The Dick-ture, Interracial Couples, Gangs 'n' Rosary Beads, Death While Fucking, Crime 101, Oh, Florida! and much more...

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Ratchet Diss Track

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Drake vs. Meek, Mushroom trips, Hulk Hogan, Sexuality, Cecil and more!

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Pokie in the Pokie

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Hollywood Shuffle, 

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Naked For A Donut

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!

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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-cars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083&comments=1

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vagina

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

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