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Masturbation Baths

Jess Wood is at it again! Laughter will insue when you strap your headphones on and hear Jess' characters react to life, love and the pursuit of a converstational bus ride...Planned Parenthood Fundraiser, White People Are Scary, Sex, Masturbation, and so much more.  


Dirty 30

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothin is off limits! A New Tattoo on Jess' tittie! Eating Pussy By Alphabet! Bamford! Mama El! A full length story from Jess! and more!!


Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...


Bangsy Malone Bangs Out

Jess Wood is back this week with wild stories of sex, transportation, comedy and more!!

Updates on: Pirate! Acid! Laundro! Waitressing! Plus, an Ass-Slappin' good time at the bar!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!


Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!


Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 


History All Up In Me

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss The Tit Pic vs. The Dick-ture, Interracial Couples, Gangs 'n' Rosary Beads, Death While Fucking, Crime 101, Oh, Florida! and much more...


Ratchet Diss Track

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Drake vs. Meek, Mushroom trips, Hulk Hogan, Sexuality, Cecil and more!


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