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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Lick A Dick

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an #nsfw Audio Diary taking listeners from the streets to the sheets. Nothing is off limits. This episode finds Jess at a pro-abortion comedy show (again), Laundro update, Jess visits an Al-Anon meeting, Methers Stole The Stickers and much more!

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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Dirty 30

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothin is off limits! A New Tattoo on Jess' tittie! Eating Pussy By Alphabet! Bamford! Mama El! A full length story from Jess! and more!!

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Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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I THOT SO

Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

Stories? jessisratchet@gmail.com

Watch Love, Connie

https://www.facebook.com/connieslocum/ 

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Dolphin Coffin

Jess Wood is back this week with stories about Sex! Laundro! Jack Sparrow! Chinese Food! Heartbreak!  MamaEl's other 1/2 ashes and more...

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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Black Dick Mirror

Jess is back this week with a Pregnancy scare, Mr Funny-Bone, a tattoo for mama El and much more!

Watch- Landry Comedian

"My Nickles"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lScLBZyE6vc

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