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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Wet Again Cuz Yer Mexican

This week on Get Wood your host Jess Wood has Allison Castillo in studio. Jess catches us up on her week which included; job training gone bad, oh florida and SEX! So much sex. Allison and Jess discuss gangs,

the true pronunciation of Castillo, and dig deep details on Jess' 'Bone-out" 
 Plus much more!!!
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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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Relationshits

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss relationships.

Plus, a side piece special...What would YOU do? 
Send your stories to jessisratchet@gmail.com
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Ratchet Diss Track

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Drake vs. Meek, Mushroom trips, Hulk Hogan, Sexuality, Cecil and more!

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Woo Dumps Tang

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jealous Boyfriends, NPR nervous about Jess, Match.com Gone Bad, McDonalds beating, and much much more!!

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-women-rob-man-after-matchcom-setup/nkKdY/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-man-denied-sex-for-mcdonalds-meal-beats-wom/nkT4k/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997620/French-pensioner-arrested-trying-smuggle-young-Russian-bride-home-suitcase-learning-free-travel-EU.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2998534/She-shouldn-t-without-chaperone-Desperate-man-launches-crowd-funding-campaign-flights-follow-girlfriend-spring-break-trip-Miami.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997888/Charlotte-man-stood-naked-door-ten-years-police-t-it.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3000649/Leap-faith-Chinese-man-faced-dilemma-girlfriend-ex-jump-river-row-demand-saved-did-choose.html?ito=social-facebook

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Naked For A Donut

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!

https://www.facebook.com/JoshComedy?fref=ts

http://www.wpbf.com/news/police-woman-got-naked-at-greenacres-dunkin-donuts-on-a-dare/31711732?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=wpbf25news&Content+Type=Story&linkId=12802515

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-cars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083&comments=1

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vagina

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

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My Vagina Sent You A Pic!

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk about Jess' Gang Nicknames, Words that freak people out, that Fuckin Dress and it's colors, Fucking Your iPad and More!!
*****sadly there was a tech difficulty and the last 1/2 of show has static***

http://jezebel.com/boston-woman-uses-tinder-to-find-someone-to-shovel-out-1689469678?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/help-am-i-going-insane-its-definitely-blue#.ablpzkL6e

https://communityforwomen.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/man-gets-dick-stuck-in-roll-of-tape-cant-lose-the-boner/

http://www.topix.net/forum/state/fl/TNQG8JS4HBNG2BTKL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/27/lupita-nyongos-dress-returned_n_6773210.html

http://antiviral.gawker.com/russian-actor-may-have-had-his-balls-removed-by-a-sexy-1688282253

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2978166/Hot-convict-Jeremy-Meeks-wins-modelling-contract-despite-bars.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

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Masturbating While Mexican

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk a Fake Gun Robbery, Who's Done Race Role Play, Baby Stealing and much more!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/23/oscars-sean-penn-green-card-alejandro-gonzalez-inarritu

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/02/19/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-in-50-shades-of-grey-screening-2707663?lt_source=external,manual

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/movies/425935/Rowdy-women-glass-a-man-at-50-shades-screening

http://sanfrancisco.suntimes.com/sf-news/7/74/100691/taco-bell-fake-gun-robbery

http://on.aol.com/video/teen-hires-gang-members-to-steal-roommates-baby-517220532

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F*ckin Flipper

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Texas vs. Magic, Model stabbing, Old Man Hair and much more!

http://reason.com/blog/2015/02/02/9-year-old-boy-suspended-for-using-lord

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/croatian-model-stabs-twin-sister-jealous-rage-man-article-1.2100316

http://skymeteor.com/NO.175276/i-had-an-affair-with-a-dolphin-for-a-year-after-it-seduced-me/

http://www.onenewspage.co.uk/n/Front+Page/754wk5eec/Uh-oh-he-MARRIED-and-SHE.htm

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/28022916/snellville-barber-offers-old-man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2926606/Taiwan-plans-open-sex-themed-park-called-Romantic-Boulevard.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html?ito=video_player_click

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