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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

Stories? jessisratchet@gmail.com

Watch Love, Connie

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Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

Want Jess to talk about something?

Send your stories: jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Hot Off The Puss’!

Merry Chanukah and Happy Christmas from Jess Wood!! 

Jess' week was filled with crazy parties, fucked-up characters, callbacks, fights and more...listen. laugh. subscribe and pass along to a friend.

email stories: jessisratchet@gmail.com

 

 

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Dumping With Dialogue

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories of lust, life and ashes.

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The Dicktures Made Me Do It

Jess Wood is back! GET WOOD turns 6 this week and to celebrate it's ALL WOOD for a full hour. 

Listen to Jess tell stories of huffing, job interviews gone bad, memorials and apartments too close to where she was shot.

Questions, Comments, Stories?
jessisratchet@gmail.com
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3 Big Girls 1 Lil Lady

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss their favorite fan personal story,

Goin Nuts For Nutella, Russian Shit, Oh Florida! and much more...
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Woo Dumps Tang

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jealous Boyfriends, NPR nervous about Jess, Match.com Gone Bad, McDonalds beating, and much much more!!

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-women-rob-man-after-matchcom-setup/nkKdY/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-man-denied-sex-for-mcdonalds-meal-beats-wom/nkT4k/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997620/French-pensioner-arrested-trying-smuggle-young-Russian-bride-home-suitcase-learning-free-travel-EU.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2998534/She-shouldn-t-without-chaperone-Desperate-man-launches-crowd-funding-campaign-flights-follow-girlfriend-spring-break-trip-Miami.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997888/Charlotte-man-stood-naked-door-ten-years-police-t-it.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3000649/Leap-faith-Chinese-man-faced-dilemma-girlfriend-ex-jump-river-row-demand-saved-did-choose.html?ito=social-facebook

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Naked For A Donut

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!

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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-cars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083&comments=1

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vagina

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

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My Vagina Sent You A Pic!

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk about Jess' Gang Nicknames, Words that freak people out, that Fuckin Dress and it's colors, Fucking Your iPad and More!!
*****sadly there was a tech difficulty and the last 1/2 of show has static***

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/help-am-i-going-insane-its-definitely-blue#.ablpzkL6e

https://communityforwomen.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/man-gets-dick-stuck-in-roll-of-tape-cant-lose-the-boner/

http://www.topix.net/forum/state/fl/TNQG8JS4HBNG2BTKL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/27/lupita-nyongos-dress-returned_n_6773210.html

http://antiviral.gawker.com/russian-actor-may-have-had-his-balls-removed-by-a-sexy-1688282253

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2978166/Hot-convict-Jeremy-Meeks-wins-modelling-contract-despite-bars.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

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Le Anal Tickler

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh get to the bottom of Ass Eating, how to best Cum Dump, a Sexy Game Show, Oh, Florida and much more!

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http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2015/01/west_palm_beach_teen_busted_for_pretending_to_be_a_gynecologist.php

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/cannibal-cop-is-looking-for-love-from-someone-a-little-1680877493

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/man-accused-of-wheeling-his-dead-mother-into-bank-to-ge-1680953223

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/fleshlight-model-tours-factory-meets-thousands-of-copi-1680903117

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/kentucky-bonnie-clyde-teen-couple-captured-florida-article-1.2082954

http://gawker.com/5776937/blindfolded-girl-unable-to-identify-own-boyfriends-willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdveHbSuGdk&feature=youtu.be

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