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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

Stories? jessisratchet@gmail.com

Watch Love, Connie

https://www.facebook.com/connieslocum/ 

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2 In The Pink University

Jess and Josh are back this week discussing Gun Lovin Mamas, A Naked Traffic Jam, Prison Bae Release, Oh, Florida, a few follow-ups and much more!  

Send stories/pictures-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Adventures of Robot Dick

Happy New Year! Jess and Josh continue to bring you world news/worldstar. This week they talk Militia Madness, A different kind of Beer Gut, Texas Aunt Takes Teen...and much more!

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Boo-Boo The Fool

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Court, Women vs. Women,

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Prostitute Shoulders

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This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Cop Dick Pics, Sex Mountain, spread the Creme Fraiche, visit Oh, Florida! And much more...send stories to jessisratchet@gmail.com

http://gawker.com/cop-charged-with-slipping-motorists-his-dick-instead-of-1660373951

http://www.kptv.com/story/23970037/portland-cuddle-business-samantha-hess

http://gawker.com/dad-bites-off-guys-ear-at-bowling-alley-over-a-spilled-1660052706

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/florida-man-steals-chain-saw-by-sticking-it-in-his-pants-police-say-w-video/2206320

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838843/Welcome-Sex-Mountain-remote-religious-site-people-sex-strangers-bring-good-fortune.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839321/Woman-shared-bed-body-dead-mother-FIVE-YEARS-Germany-mummified-time-social-workers-it.html

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/11/saudi-man-divorces-wife-after-he-sees-her-face.html

Patrice O'neal on cheating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i92lYJvqZGs

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