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Hoe-low-ween Frights

Jess Wood is back with "sixty some-odd minutes, of some odd shit!" Stories from the steets to the sheets, characters and bus rides, laundry and costumes, Halloween and Therapy make appearances this week.


Facials For Fun

Jess is back with wild uncensored stories about #Metoo! CardiB! Returning Dick Sparks! Facials For All! Moth Stories! and more!!


Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...


U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.




Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...


Watch Love, Connie 


2 In The Pink University

Jess and Josh are back this week discussing Gun Lovin Mamas, A Naked Traffic Jam, Prison Bae Release, Oh, Florida, a few follow-ups and much more!  

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Adventures of Robot Dick

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Happy New Year! Jess and Josh continue to bring you world news/worldstar. This week they talk Militia Madness, A different kind of Beer Gut, Texas Aunt Takes Teen...and much more!


Boo-Boo The Fool

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Court, Women vs. Women,


Prostitute Shoulders

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This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Cop Dick Pics, Sex Mountain, spread the Creme Fraiche, visit Oh, Florida! And much more...send stories to

Patrice O'neal on cheating


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