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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Relationshits

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss relationships.

Plus, a side piece special...What would YOU do? 
Send your stories to jessisratchet@gmail.com
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Tasty Panties

This week on your favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh talk Abortion Dates, Male Virgins, Blizzard Hook Ups and much more!

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/24/moms-in-disguise/

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/ready-for-your-abortion-date-man-hits-pregnant-girl-1682315604?rev=1422469731167&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2930226/Father-three-botched-penis-enlargement-operation-reduced-size-two-inches-guilty-stabbing-prostitute-death-Stanley-knife.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2926569/23-year-old-flees-Australia-one-night-stand-bombards-thousands-texts-torches-house.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2929827/Athletic-toned-dark-haired-Romanian-tries-sell-virginity-700-transport-not-included-doesn-t-single-offer.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/26/fbi-arrests-russian-spy_n_6548932.html

http://pix11.com/2015/01/26/craigslist-flooded-with-ads-of-nyers-looking-for-blizzard-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2015/01/26/three-breasted-woman-dui-arrest/22343461/

Texas school shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quo5tSEwmiA

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Vibrating Eggs are Delightful!

This week on your favorite #NSFW show-it's 1/2 the size, but still a great ride!
Jess and Josh answer personal stories from fans, talk crackheads, and catch up on catcalls.
Then the tech shit fucked up, so the show ends @ 33 minutes.

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The Ratchet Hatchet episode #18 Rub ‘n’ Tug

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Jess and Josh discuss me-maw makin' it rain, naked moms, The Fonz, diamonds in your cooch and much more!

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