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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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Sex, Masturbation & The Hug Hormone w/Sara Benincasa

On the highly anticipated first episode of Jess Wood's show GET WOOD, Sara Benincasa guests and they talk; masturbation, bisexual tendencies, Catholic school, fuck-buddies, mental problems and why being nice always gets them very wet. 

The gals also discuss; a woman fakes illness to get out of a date she's on 
                                    and a dude who looses a bet and has to get breast implants.

listen, laugh and touch yourself!

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Jess and Josh are back this week talking; Jess' PCP Score at 14, Mapplethorpe photos, Mega-Bus Masturbations, Comedy Roast Battles, Husband Dog Food, Affluenza Teen Jail Time, and much more.

email stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com 

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Adventures of Robot Dick

Happy New Year! Jess and Josh continue to bring you world news/worldstar. This week they talk Militia Madness, A different kind of Beer Gut, Texas Aunt Takes Teen...and much more!

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Benny Hill’s Raid

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Car-jacking to school, 

Charlie Sheen and his peen, Oh Florida! Sex gets deadly and much more...
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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3 Big Girls 1 Lil Lady

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss their favorite fan personal story,

Goin Nuts For Nutella, Russian Shit, Oh Florida! and much more...
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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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