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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

That Shit Aint Sexy

Jess is back!This episode finds her in some very precarious positions...Pirate and Laundro Updates! Jess & Planned Parenthood! Mama El and Valentines! Shittiest Story Ever! and more delightful ratchetness.

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Bus Famous

Posted in men, masturbation, lol, texting, naked, ratchet, women, tattoos, police, Sex stories, Stories, comedy, Superbowl, funny, Gangs, haha, lyft, giggle, mama, metro by thejesswood on February 11th, 2018

Jess is back with more adventures; from the streets to the sheets, nothing is ever off limits!

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Lick A Dick

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an #nsfw Audio Diary taking listeners from the streets to the sheets. Nothing is off limits. This episode finds Jess at a pro-abortion comedy show (again), Laundro update, Jess visits an Al-Anon meeting, Methers Stole The Stickers and much more!

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Dr.Schmenge’s Weed-elivery

Jess is back with stories from her nyc weed delivery job, laundro & pirate updates, a huge thanks to singles simulcast and so much more!!

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Hoe-low-ween Frights

Jess Wood is back with "sixty some-odd minutes, of some odd shit!" Stories from the steets to the sheets, characters and bus rides, laundry and costumes, Halloween and Therapy make appearances this week.

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Facials For Fun

Jess is back with wild uncensored stories about #Metoo! CardiB! Returning Dick Sparks! Facials For All! Moth Stories! and more!!

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Who Moves The Dick?

Jess is back and has company! Chomey sits in and helps Jess figure out very important life issues like who is in charge of the about-to-cum-dick? How long is an appropriate IG movie? Can Jess really smell pussy on breath? All this and more!!

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Dirty 30

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothin is off limits! A New Tattoo on Jess' tittie! Eating Pussy By Alphabet! Bamford! Mama El! A full length story from Jess! and more!!

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Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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