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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Smiling Vaginas

This week on the funny-as-hell Get Wood, Jess' guest is the hilarious Nadya Ginsburg. 

Jess opens the show with stories about her mama cutting her ex, agents getting a bong and being sent home from school for dressing like an 11 year old hooker. Andy opens up (literally) about hemorrhoids, being a half-jew and tells us her masturbation poem that she wrote when she was a child.
Funny! Informative! A great time! Listen. Laugh. Share.
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Masturbating While Mexican

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk a Fake Gun Robbery, Who's Done Race Role Play, Baby Stealing and much more!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/23/oscars-sean-penn-green-card-alejandro-gonzalez-inarritu

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/02/19/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-in-50-shades-of-grey-screening-2707663?lt_source=external,manual

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/movies/425935/Rowdy-women-glass-a-man-at-50-shades-screening

http://sanfrancisco.suntimes.com/sf-news/7/74/100691/taco-bell-fake-gun-robbery

http://on.aol.com/video/teen-hires-gang-members-to-steal-roommates-baby-517220532

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