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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Bio Princess

Jess is back with more funny, crazy, true shit...Jerking Off Homeless! That White Dude Is Scary and I think I know him...! Acid at The Dead! 4th of Jerk-lie! and a few live shows this week;

Wed.7/11 8:30 "Double Dutch" @ Blue Goose Lounge Sunset Blvd, Hollywood

Thurs.7/12 9:30 "Red Hot Industry Showcase" @ The Clubhouse Vermont Ave, Hollywood

Sat.7/14 8:00 "Couples Therapy" @ The Virgil  Virgil Ave, Hollywood 

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Ed Head til Im Dead

Jess is back with more adventures from the bus to the bong, vibrators and villianous leggings! Fathers Day Fuckery! Bus Drama! Brunch Bitches and much much more!! #NSFWpodcast #truestories #hahaha 

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The Heroin People

Posted in lol, food, ratchet, crystal methaney, Stories, Sexting, comedy, funny, Art, Gangs, haha, true stories by thejesswood on May 27th, 2018

Jess is back and telling listeners about her 12yr old spandex wearing self, A Laundro update, loving acid and punk rock, KillTony Podcast (again!) and more...

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Helpful Hoes

Jess Wood is back with more GET WOOD* stories from the streets to the sheets, nothing off limits! Comic, storyteller Jess Wood tells true stories, does characters and just plain entertains with glee. This episode finds Jess on The Kill Tony Podcast! Keith & The Girl! Soaking in a jacuzzi and much more...

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Asian Ashley

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!!

This episode has stories of Street Fighting! Porn Stars! Comedy Shows! Subway sightings, botox crazy, sexy characters and more.

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Bad Vibe Buddhist

Jess is back with more fun ratchet stories! Planned Parenthood Visit! Russian or Neit! Paint-Huffin in Pomona! and much more fun, characters and sillyness...

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That Shit Aint Sexy

Jess is back!This episode finds her in some very precarious positions...Pirate and Laundro Updates! Jess & Planned Parenthood! Mama El and Valentines! Shittiest Story Ever! and more delightful ratchetness.

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Bus Famous

Posted in men, masturbation, lol, texting, naked, ratchet, women, tattoos, police, Sex stories, Stories, comedy, Superbowl, funny, Gangs, haha, lyft, giggle, mama, metro by thejesswood on February 11th, 2018

Jess is back with more adventures; from the streets to the sheets, nothing is ever off limits!

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Lick A Dick

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an #nsfw Audio Diary taking listeners from the streets to the sheets. Nothing is off limits. This episode finds Jess at a pro-abortion comedy show (again), Laundro update, Jess visits an Al-Anon meeting, Methers Stole The Stickers and much more!

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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