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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

Stories? jessisratchet@gmail.com

Watch Love, Connie

https://www.facebook.com/connieslocum/ 

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Sourdough Vage

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bread made the old-fashioned way? Tittles-Out fight club, Mo'Nique and her 'hall passes', Update on Twerking victim, Abandoned Nativity baby and more!!

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Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 

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Carlos’ Curtain Call

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss NWA, Penis' on Fire & Caught Up, A dad and daughter don't disappoint in...Oh, Florida! And much more.

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Boo-Boo The Fool

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Court, Women vs. Women,

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Dick Liquor

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Japan's Underwear/Hair accessory, Drones that are Down, Jess' time at the beach and much more.

 
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Ratchet Diss Track

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Drake vs. Meek, Mushroom trips, Hulk Hogan, Sexuality, Cecil and more!

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F*ckin Flipper

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Texas vs. Magic, Model stabbing, Old Man Hair and much more!

http://reason.com/blog/2015/02/02/9-year-old-boy-suspended-for-using-lord

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/croatian-model-stabs-twin-sister-jealous-rage-man-article-1.2100316

http://skymeteor.com/NO.175276/i-had-an-affair-with-a-dolphin-for-a-year-after-it-seduced-me/

http://www.onenewspage.co.uk/n/Front+Page/754wk5eec/Uh-oh-he-MARRIED-and-SHE.htm

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/28022916/snellville-barber-offers-old-man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2926606/Taiwan-plans-open-sex-themed-park-called-Romantic-Boulevard.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html?ito=video_player_click

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Tasty Panties

This week on your favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh talk Abortion Dates, Male Virgins, Blizzard Hook Ups and much more!

http://gawker.com/alabama-politician-threatens-to-out-colleagues-who-are-1681947471?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/24/moms-in-disguise/

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/ready-for-your-abortion-date-man-hits-pregnant-girl-1682315604?rev=1422469731167&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2930226/Father-three-botched-penis-enlargement-operation-reduced-size-two-inches-guilty-stabbing-prostitute-death-Stanley-knife.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2926569/23-year-old-flees-Australia-one-night-stand-bombards-thousands-texts-torches-house.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2929827/Athletic-toned-dark-haired-Romanian-tries-sell-virginity-700-transport-not-included-doesn-t-single-offer.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/26/fbi-arrests-russian-spy_n_6548932.html

http://pix11.com/2015/01/26/craigslist-flooded-with-ads-of-nyers-looking-for-blizzard-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2015/01/26/three-breasted-woman-dui-arrest/22343461/

Texas school shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quo5tSEwmiA

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Dildo Smoke

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Happy New Year from your favorite #NSFW show!! Jess and Josh start things off with a bang talking Condoms for Christmas, Mee-Maws with Dildos, Bus stabbings, Oh, Florida! And much mothafuckin more....

http://jezebel.com/man-sets-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-boil-his-dildos-1677753877

http://gawker.com/guy-trashes-spiritual-girlfriends-car-after-granny-di-1677076809

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893526/Bungling-couple-high-meth-called-911-trapped-janitors-closet-two-days-police-arrive-simply-open-unlocked-door.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/md-woman-teen-lovers-beat-ex-boyfriend-police-article-1.2058895

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html;_ylt=A0LEV7vSpK1Uy2AArRwPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMG04Z2o2BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkAw

http://gawker.com/bus-passenger-stabs-man-on-christmas-eve-for-sitting-to-1675554314

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/26/showbiz/dustin-diamond-arrest/index.html

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