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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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Competing For Condolences

Jess Wood is back this week and talking lust, love and death...plus a tribute to Mama El.

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Smiling Vaginas

This week on the funny-as-hell Get Wood, Jess' guest is the hilarious Nadya Ginsburg. 

Jess opens the show with stories about her mama cutting her ex, agents getting a bong and being sent home from school for dressing like an 11 year old hooker. Andy opens up (literally) about hemorrhoids, being a half-jew and tells us her masturbation poem that she wrote when she was a child.
Funny! Informative! A great time! Listen. Laugh. Share.
Want Jess to talk about something?
email stories   jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 

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Straight Pubes

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Sit-On-Face-Ins, Good Sons, Fast 11 year olds and of course Sex Acts to make ya blush, personal stories and Oh, Florida!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-workers-stage-face-sitting-protest-article-1.2044092

http://www.fox17.com/news/features/around-the-web/stories/11yearold-arkansas-girl-steals-10k-in-cash-hitches-ride-to-florida-wztv.shtml#.VJLqBSfUKxF

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232656/woman-catches-twin-sister-and-husband-fcking-in-car-leaves-them-naked-in-parking-lot/

http://gawker.com/good-son-obeys-moms-no-porn-in-the-house-rule-jerks-of-1670248675

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