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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Cardinal Crackhead

Hey gang, Jess and Josh are back this week discussing #1 Shirt-cocking Fan, Rowdy-Robbing Birthday Girl, Cocaine Mouth Man of Oh Florida! Jess gets a couple new sex toys and Josh explains why "Ya gotta wash your dick..." plus much more!

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Sexy Scrot’s

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW podcast, Jess and Josh discuss Poly Relationships, Wacking it Dangerously, Punched by a Stripper, Penis Measuring Tapes and much more!

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Benny Hill’s Raid

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Car-jacking to school, 

Charlie Sheen and his peen, Oh Florida! Sex gets deadly and much more...
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Naked For A Donut

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!

https://www.facebook.com/JoshComedy?fref=ts

http://www.wpbf.com/news/police-woman-got-naked-at-greenacres-dunkin-donuts-on-a-dare/31711732?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=wpbf25news&Content+Type=Story&linkId=12802515

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-cars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083&comments=1

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vagina

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

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Asses of Chocolate

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh get to the bottom of Vage Yogurt, Narc Parrots, Randy Gynos, Kanye and much more.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/?fb_ref=Default

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/parrot-from-a-broken-home-cant-stop-reenacting-the-divo-1684684187?rev=1423502939699&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/gynecologist-helps-patients-find-g-spot-then-fucks-the-1684674484?rev=1423504380258&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://jezebel.com/a-brief-chat-with-a-woman-who-made-yogurt-from-her-vagi-1685034979?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/a-family-had-their-6-year-old-kidnapped-to-teach-him-a-lesso?utm_term=.ce7ry67ZB#.uqxL2d3AO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946282/Georgia-woman-82-arrested-theft-7-39-bottle-Sexiest-Fantasies-body-spray-sure-drive-man-wild.html?ito=social-facebook

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Straight Pubes

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Sit-On-Face-Ins, Good Sons, Fast 11 year olds and of course Sex Acts to make ya blush, personal stories and Oh, Florida!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-workers-stage-face-sitting-protest-article-1.2044092

http://www.fox17.com/news/features/around-the-web/stories/11yearold-arkansas-girl-steals-10k-in-cash-hitches-ride-to-florida-wztv.shtml#.VJLqBSfUKxF

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232656/woman-catches-twin-sister-and-husband-fcking-in-car-leaves-them-naked-in-parking-lot/

http://gawker.com/good-son-obeys-moms-no-porn-in-the-house-rule-jerks-of-1670248675

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Prostitute Shoulders

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This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Cop Dick Pics, Sex Mountain, spread the Creme Fraiche, visit Oh, Florida! And much more...send stories to jessisratchet@gmail.com

http://gawker.com/cop-charged-with-slipping-motorists-his-dick-instead-of-1660373951

http://www.kptv.com/story/23970037/portland-cuddle-business-samantha-hess

http://gawker.com/dad-bites-off-guys-ear-at-bowling-alley-over-a-spilled-1660052706

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/florida-man-steals-chain-saw-by-sticking-it-in-his-pants-police-say-w-video/2206320

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838843/Welcome-Sex-Mountain-remote-religious-site-people-sex-strangers-bring-good-fortune.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839321/Woman-shared-bed-body-dead-mother-FIVE-YEARS-Germany-mummified-time-social-workers-it.html

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/11/saudi-man-divorces-wife-after-he-sees-her-face.html

Patrice O'neal on cheating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i92lYJvqZGs

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Vibrating Eggs are Delightful!

This week on your favorite #NSFW show-it's 1/2 the size, but still a great ride!
Jess and Josh answer personal stories from fans, talk crackheads, and catch up on catcalls.
Then the tech shit fucked up, so the show ends @ 33 minutes.

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