GET WOOD header image

GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!

00:0000:00

Fetus Top Hat

This week on the world's favorite show, Jess and Josh discuss Tuck Frump, God Don't Care, Missing Teeth and FINAL FAREWELL!!! we love you kids...thanks for all the fun xoxoxo J&J

 
00:0000:00

G.O.Penis

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Who Gets Hanukah, Toys R Us Shoot-out, Camaroonian Cholas, Oh Florida! And much more!!

00:0000:00

Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

00:0000:00

Pokie in the Pokie

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Hollywood Shuffle, 

00:0000:00

Woo Dumps Tang

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jealous Boyfriends, NPR nervous about Jess, Match.com Gone Bad, McDonalds beating, and much much more!!

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-women-rob-man-after-matchcom-setup/nkKdY/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-man-denied-sex-for-mcdonalds-meal-beats-wom/nkT4k/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997620/French-pensioner-arrested-trying-smuggle-young-Russian-bride-home-suitcase-learning-free-travel-EU.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2998534/She-shouldn-t-without-chaperone-Desperate-man-launches-crowd-funding-campaign-flights-follow-girlfriend-spring-break-trip-Miami.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997888/Charlotte-man-stood-naked-door-ten-years-police-t-it.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3000649/Leap-faith-Chinese-man-faced-dilemma-girlfriend-ex-jump-river-row-demand-saved-did-choose.html?ito=social-facebook

00:0000:00

Naked For A Donut

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!

https://www.facebook.com/JoshComedy?fref=ts

http://www.wpbf.com/news/police-woman-got-naked-at-greenacres-dunkin-donuts-on-a-dare/31711732?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=wpbf25news&Content+Type=Story&linkId=12802515

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-cars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083&comments=1

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vagina

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

00:0000:00

Masturbating While Mexican

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk a Fake Gun Robbery, Who's Done Race Role Play, Baby Stealing and much more!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/23/oscars-sean-penn-green-card-alejandro-gonzalez-inarritu

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/02/19/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-in-50-shades-of-grey-screening-2707663?lt_source=external,manual

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/movies/425935/Rowdy-women-glass-a-man-at-50-shades-screening

http://sanfrancisco.suntimes.com/sf-news/7/74/100691/taco-bell-fake-gun-robbery

http://on.aol.com/video/teen-hires-gang-members-to-steal-roommates-baby-517220532

00:0000:00

F*ckin Flipper

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Texas vs. Magic, Model stabbing, Old Man Hair and much more!

http://reason.com/blog/2015/02/02/9-year-old-boy-suspended-for-using-lord

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/croatian-model-stabs-twin-sister-jealous-rage-man-article-1.2100316

http://skymeteor.com/NO.175276/i-had-an-affair-with-a-dolphin-for-a-year-after-it-seduced-me/

http://www.onenewspage.co.uk/n/Front+Page/754wk5eec/Uh-oh-he-MARRIED-and-SHE.htm

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/28022916/snellville-barber-offers-old-man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2926606/Taiwan-plans-open-sex-themed-park-called-Romantic-Boulevard.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html?ito=video_player_click

00:0000:00

Tasty Panties

This week on your favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh talk Abortion Dates, Male Virgins, Blizzard Hook Ups and much more!

http://gawker.com/alabama-politician-threatens-to-out-colleagues-who-are-1681947471?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/24/moms-in-disguise/

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/ready-for-your-abortion-date-man-hits-pregnant-girl-1682315604?rev=1422469731167&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2930226/Father-three-botched-penis-enlargement-operation-reduced-size-two-inches-guilty-stabbing-prostitute-death-Stanley-knife.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2926569/23-year-old-flees-Australia-one-night-stand-bombards-thousands-texts-torches-house.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2929827/Athletic-toned-dark-haired-Romanian-tries-sell-virginity-700-transport-not-included-doesn-t-single-offer.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/26/fbi-arrests-russian-spy_n_6548932.html

http://pix11.com/2015/01/26/craigslist-flooded-with-ads-of-nyers-looking-for-blizzard-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2015/01/26/three-breasted-woman-dui-arrest/22343461/

Texas school shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quo5tSEwmiA

00:0000:00

- Older Posts »