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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Who Moves The Dick?

Jess is back and has company! Chomey sits in and helps Jess figure out very important life issues like who is in charge of the about-to-cum-dick? How long is an appropriate IG movie? Can Jess really smell pussy on breath? All this and more!!

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Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Casket Kegger

Jess is back this week and has special guest Juliet with her! Join them as they discuss Prank Texts! Sparrow & Laundro! Funeral Door Charges! and More!!

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Dolphin Coffin

Jess Wood is back this week with stories about Sex! Laundro! Jack Sparrow! Chinese Food! Heartbreak!  MamaEl's other 1/2 ashes and more...

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

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My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...

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