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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Masturbation Baths

Jess Wood is at it again! Laughter will insue when you strap your headphones on and hear Jess' characters react to life, love and the pursuit of a converstational bus ride...Planned Parenthood Fundraiser, White People Are Scary, Sex, Masturbation, and so much more.  

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Dirty 30

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothin is off limits! A New Tattoo on Jess' tittie! Eating Pussy By Alphabet! Bamford! Mama El! A full length story from Jess! and more!!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Dolphin Coffin

Jess Wood is back this week with stories about Sex! Laundro! Jack Sparrow! Chinese Food! Heartbreak!  MamaEl's other 1/2 ashes and more...

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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Competing For Condolences

Jess Wood is back this week and talking lust, love and death...plus a tribute to Mama El.

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Santa’s Slashin’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW podcast, Jess and Josh discuss Subway Vigilantes, Mee-Maw's Sex Scare, A 10 year old Driver, Oh, England! and more.

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Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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