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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Ratchet 101

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Makin Militia Bags O'Dicks , Robbed by Tinder Twice, Oh Florida, a follow-up on poor Robot Dick, personal David Bowie stories from Jess & Josh and more...

  
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Carlos’ Curtain Call

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss NWA, Penis' on Fire & Caught Up, A dad and daughter don't disappoint in...Oh, Florida! And much more.

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Woo Dumps Tang

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jealous Boyfriends, NPR nervous about Jess, Match.com Gone Bad, McDonalds beating, and much much more!!

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-women-rob-man-after-matchcom-setup/nkKdY/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-man-denied-sex-for-mcdonalds-meal-beats-wom/nkT4k/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997620/French-pensioner-arrested-trying-smuggle-young-Russian-bride-home-suitcase-learning-free-travel-EU.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2998534/She-shouldn-t-without-chaperone-Desperate-man-launches-crowd-funding-campaign-flights-follow-girlfriend-spring-break-trip-Miami.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997888/Charlotte-man-stood-naked-door-ten-years-police-t-it.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3000649/Leap-faith-Chinese-man-faced-dilemma-girlfriend-ex-jump-river-row-demand-saved-did-choose.html?ito=social-facebook

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My Vagina Sent You A Pic!

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk about Jess' Gang Nicknames, Words that freak people out, that Fuckin Dress and it's colors, Fucking Your iPad and More!!
*****sadly there was a tech difficulty and the last 1/2 of show has static***

http://jezebel.com/boston-woman-uses-tinder-to-find-someone-to-shovel-out-1689469678?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/help-am-i-going-insane-its-definitely-blue#.ablpzkL6e

https://communityforwomen.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/man-gets-dick-stuck-in-roll-of-tape-cant-lose-the-boner/

http://www.topix.net/forum/state/fl/TNQG8JS4HBNG2BTKL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/27/lupita-nyongos-dress-returned_n_6773210.html

http://antiviral.gawker.com/russian-actor-may-have-had-his-balls-removed-by-a-sexy-1688282253

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2978166/Hot-convict-Jeremy-Meeks-wins-modelling-contract-despite-bars.html?ito=social-facebook

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

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Death by BJ

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club/

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Charges-Tuxedoed-man-shot-at-2-for-interrupting-5728605.php

http://gawker.com/this-woman-allegedly-stole-144-worth-of-eye-makeup-1630092790

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/flight-makes-emergency-landing-because-woman-wouldnt-stop-singing-whitney-houston-song-i-will-always-love-you-8614146.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/bk-women-force-tenants-gunpoint-squat-apartment-cops-article-1.1931834

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The Ratchet Hatchet episode #36 Dildos At Church

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh take you through the Beastiality Brothel, talk to Stupid Bike Thieves, speak on Josh's Black Jesus and of course Oh, Florida! Plus so much mothafuckin more...

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/08/12/r-i-p-robin-williams-a-photo-video-retrospective-of-a-legend-2185674?lt_source=external,manual#bDl7w6

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/porn-in-church-woman-caught-breasts_n_5671588.html

http://www.vice.com/read/apparently-animals-consent-to-sex-in-the-beastiality-brothel

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/13/murder-suspect-asks-siri-hide-body-trial_n_5674677.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/bike-thief-victim-gets-own-back-on-thief-with-hilarious-letter-that-tells-him-i-know-where-you-live-9659742.html

http://myfox8.com/2014/07/25/man-accused-of-reporting-murder-to-911-to-get-out-of-speeding-ticket/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHo132Gca0&feature=youtu.be

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