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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Helpful Hoes

Jess Wood is back with more GET WOOD* stories from the streets to the sheets, nothing off limits! Comic, storyteller Jess Wood tells true stories, does characters and just plain entertains with glee. This episode finds Jess on The Kill Tony Podcast! Keith & The Girl! Soaking in a jacuzzi and much more...

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Asian Ashley

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!!

This episode has stories of Street Fighting! Porn Stars! Comedy Shows! Subway sightings, botox crazy, sexy characters and more.

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Bad Vibe Buddhist

Jess is back with more fun ratchet stories! Planned Parenthood Visit! Russian or Neit! Paint-Huffin in Pomona! and much more fun, characters and sillyness...

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That Shit Aint Sexy

Jess is back!This episode finds her in some very precarious positions...Pirate and Laundro Updates! Jess & Planned Parenthood! Mama El and Valentines! Shittiest Story Ever! and more delightful ratchetness.

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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99 Problems But A Dick Ain’t One

Jess Wood is back with another episode of Get Wood. Adventures from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits. This week Jess tells Thanksgiving stories, Sexual harrasment stories, and a Menage might await with laundro and the Pirate....and more!

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Hoe-low-ween Frights

Jess Wood is back with "sixty some-odd minutes, of some odd shit!" Stories from the steets to the sheets, characters and bus rides, laundry and costumes, Halloween and Therapy make appearances this week.

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Facials For Fun

Jess is back with wild uncensored stories about #Metoo! CardiB! Returning Dick Sparks! Facials For All! Moth Stories! and more!!

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Def Jam & Witch Blood

Jess Wood is back and has more stories, characters and adventures to tell ya about...Laundro vs. Pirate! Mama El and Witches! Def Comedy Jam Story! (pictured) And much more!!

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Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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