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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Lick A Dick

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an #nsfw Audio Diary taking listeners from the streets to the sheets. Nothing is off limits. This episode finds Jess at a pro-abortion comedy show (again), Laundro update, Jess visits an Al-Anon meeting, Methers Stole The Stickers and much more!

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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Merry Jizzmass

Jess Wood is back with a very special Christmas episode of GET WOOD! It's An #NSFW Audio Diary that includes stories, characters and songs. Nothing is off limits-from the streets to the sheets, Jess tells all.

This week Jess re-caps last years' jizzmass show, compares xmas parties, discusses witches and solstice, gives a big-ole book update and so much muthafuckin more!!

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99 Problems But A Dick Ain’t One

Jess Wood is back with another episode of Get Wood. Adventures from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits. This week Jess tells Thanksgiving stories, Sexual harrasment stories, and a Menage might await with laundro and the Pirate....and more!

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Def Jam & Witch Blood

Jess Wood is back and has more stories, characters and adventures to tell ya about...Laundro vs. Pirate! Mama El and Witches! Def Comedy Jam Story! (pictured) And much more!!

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Who Moves The Dick?

Jess is back and has company! Chomey sits in and helps Jess figure out very important life issues like who is in charge of the about-to-cum-dick? How long is an appropriate IG movie? Can Jess really smell pussy on breath? All this and more!!

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Masturbation Baths

Jess Wood is at it again! Laughter will insue when you strap your headphones on and hear Jess' characters react to life, love and the pursuit of a converstational bus ride...Planned Parenthood Fundraiser, White People Are Scary, Sex, Masturbation, and so much more.  

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Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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Bangsy Malone Bangs Out

Jess Wood is back this week with wild stories of sex, transportation, comedy and more!!

Updates on: Pirate! Acid! Laundro! Waitressing! Plus, an Ass-Slappin' good time at the bar!

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2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!

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