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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

I THOT SO

Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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Dr. Nutsalot

Jess and Josh are back this week to discuss; Jared catching A Beating, Watching Porn Kills A Man,

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Cardinal Crackhead

Hey gang, Jess and Josh are back this week discussing #1 Shirt-cocking Fan, Rowdy-Robbing Birthday Girl, Cocaine Mouth Man of Oh Florida! Jess gets a couple new sex toys and Josh explains why "Ya gotta wash your dick..." plus much more!

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Zika Dicka

Hey gang we are back from two weeks away!! Jess and Josh talk;

Jess' LA trip childhood & gang memories, Zika is coming to get yer no-no place! SuperBowl Prostitutes, Valentine Doo-Doo Undies, Oscar Boycott, Diversity in film/tv, Movie Reviews from Crime 101 
and much more
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2015 Ratchet “Wrap-It-Up” Show

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh wrap up the year in ratchet and then discuss A Queens Brothel Shake Down, Dead Drunk Russians, Xmas Music=Violence and much more...! 

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G.O.Penis

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Who Gets Hanukah, Toys R Us Shoot-out, Camaroonian Cholas, Oh Florida! And much more!!

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Sourdough Vage

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bread made the old-fashioned way? Tittles-Out fight club, Mo'Nique and her 'hall passes', Update on Twerking victim, Abandoned Nativity baby and more!!

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Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!
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Boo-Boo The Fool

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Court, Women vs. Women,

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Ratchet Diss Track

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Drake vs. Meek, Mushroom trips, Hulk Hogan, Sexuality, Cecil and more!

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