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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Helpful Hoes

Jess Wood is back with more GET WOOD* stories from the streets to the sheets, nothing off limits! Comic, storyteller Jess Wood tells true stories, does characters and just plain entertains with glee. This episode finds Jess on The Kill Tony Podcast! Keith & The Girl! Soaking in a jacuzzi and much more...

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Magical As F*ck

Jess Wood is Get Wood; #nsfw, audio diary! From the sheets to the streets, Jess never edits herself...nothing is off limits...Friday the 13th tattoos, 420 Love, Queer Eye and much more!!

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Bad Vibe Buddhist

Jess is back with more fun ratchet stories! Planned Parenthood Visit! Russian or Neit! Paint-Huffin in Pomona! and much more fun, characters and sillyness...

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That Shit Aint Sexy

Jess is back!This episode finds her in some very precarious positions...Pirate and Laundro Updates! Jess & Planned Parenthood! Mama El and Valentines! Shittiest Story Ever! and more delightful ratchetness.

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Lick A Dick

Jess Wood is Get Wood, an #nsfw Audio Diary taking listeners from the streets to the sheets. Nothing is off limits. This episode finds Jess at a pro-abortion comedy show (again), Laundro update, Jess visits an Al-Anon meeting, Methers Stole The Stickers and much more!

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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Merry Jizzmass

Jess Wood is back with a very special Christmas episode of GET WOOD! It's An #NSFW Audio Diary that includes stories, characters and songs. Nothing is off limits-from the streets to the sheets, Jess tells all.

This week Jess re-caps last years' jizzmass show, compares xmas parties, discusses witches and solstice, gives a big-ole book update and so much muthafuckin more!!

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Dr.Schmenge’s Weed-elivery

Jess is back with stories from her nyc weed delivery job, laundro & pirate updates, a huge thanks to singles simulcast and so much more!!

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99 Problems But A Dick Ain’t One

Jess Wood is back with another episode of Get Wood. Adventures from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits. This week Jess tells Thanksgiving stories, Sexual harrasment stories, and a Menage might await with laundro and the Pirate....and more!

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Hoe-low-ween Frights

Jess Wood is back with "sixty some-odd minutes, of some odd shit!" Stories from the steets to the sheets, characters and bus rides, laundry and costumes, Halloween and Therapy make appearances this week.

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