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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Masturbation Baths

Jess Wood is at it again! Laughter will insue when you strap your headphones on and hear Jess' characters react to life, love and the pursuit of a converstational bus ride...Planned Parenthood Fundraiser, White People Are Scary, Sex, Masturbation, and so much more.  

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Skurt or Skeet

Jess Wood is back and telling her stories; smoking pcp at 13, dropping outta school at 15, guys eating ass and much more

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Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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Bangsy Malone Bangs Out

Jess Wood is back this week with wild stories of sex, transportation, comedy and more!!

Updates on: Pirate! Acid! Laundro! Waitressing! Plus, an Ass-Slappin' good time at the bar!

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2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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I THOT SO

Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Shi##y Selfies

Jess is back this week with stories from the streets! Methadone addict audition! Putting the Team Back! Anal gets poopy! and much more...

Stories? jessisratchet@gmail.com

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