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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

99 Problems But A Dick Ain’t One

Jess Wood is back with another episode of Get Wood. Adventures from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits. This week Jess tells Thanksgiving stories, Sexual harrasment stories, and a Menage might await with laundro and the Pirate....and more!

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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Ay, Popey!

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Comedy Roasts, Dating a Fan, Raccoons Starting Cars, Falling Weed, Oh, Florida! And much more.

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60 Minute Cassette Tape

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss dry snitching tittle pics, clock bombs, texting with narcs, teacher sex noises, and much more!

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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 

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History All Up In Me

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss The Tit Pic vs. The Dick-ture, Interracial Couples, Gangs 'n' Rosary Beads, Death While Fucking, Crime 101, Oh, Florida! and much more...

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Straight Pubes

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Sit-On-Face-Ins, Good Sons, Fast 11 year olds and of course Sex Acts to make ya blush, personal stories and Oh, Florida!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-workers-stage-face-sitting-protest-article-1.2044092

http://www.fox17.com/news/features/around-the-web/stories/11yearold-arkansas-girl-steals-10k-in-cash-hitches-ride-to-florida-wztv.shtml#.VJLqBSfUKxF

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232656/woman-catches-twin-sister-and-husband-fcking-in-car-leaves-them-naked-in-parking-lot/

http://gawker.com/good-son-obeys-moms-no-porn-in-the-house-rule-jerks-of-1670248675

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