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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Penis Pied Piper

This week Jess brings you a mouse update, more memorials, her newest and strongest teammember and much much more hilarity!!

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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Ay, Popey!

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Comedy Roasts, Dating a Fan, Raccoons Starting Cars, Falling Weed, Oh, Florida! And much more.

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60 Minute Cassette Tape

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss dry snitching tittle pics, clock bombs, texting with narcs, teacher sex noises, and much more!

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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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Fashionable Bush

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Enemies at Wendy's, Fake-ass Stories, 

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History All Up In Me

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss The Tit Pic vs. The Dick-ture, Interracial Couples, Gangs 'n' Rosary Beads, Death While Fucking, Crime 101, Oh, Florida! and much more...

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Straight Pubes

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Sit-On-Face-Ins, Good Sons, Fast 11 year olds and of course Sex Acts to make ya blush, personal stories and Oh, Florida!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-workers-stage-face-sitting-protest-article-1.2044092

http://www.fox17.com/news/features/around-the-web/stories/11yearold-arkansas-girl-steals-10k-in-cash-hitches-ride-to-florida-wztv.shtml#.VJLqBSfUKxF

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232656/woman-catches-twin-sister-and-husband-fcking-in-car-leaves-them-naked-in-parking-lot/

http://gawker.com/good-son-obeys-moms-no-porn-in-the-house-rule-jerks-of-1670248675

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