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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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Cream in the coffee

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This week Jess and Josh talk about a Chinese groom with cold feet, a woman who really loves bacon on her hamburgers, a man who puts a special cream in his coworker's coffee, an exploding breast implant and more!

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Dildo Smoke

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Happy New Year from your favorite #NSFW show!! Jess and Josh start things off with a bang talking Condoms for Christmas, Mee-Maws with Dildos, Bus stabbings, Oh, Florida! And much mothafuckin more....

http://jezebel.com/man-sets-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-boil-his-dildos-1677753877

http://gawker.com/guy-trashes-spiritual-girlfriends-car-after-granny-di-1677076809

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893526/Bungling-couple-high-meth-called-911-trapped-janitors-closet-two-days-police-arrive-simply-open-unlocked-door.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/md-woman-teen-lovers-beat-ex-boyfriend-police-article-1.2058895

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html;_ylt=A0LEV7vSpK1Uy2AArRwPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMG04Z2o2BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkAw

http://gawker.com/bus-passenger-stabs-man-on-christmas-eve-for-sitting-to-1675554314

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/26/showbiz/dustin-diamond-arrest/index.html

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The Creamer Sisters

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh Ass Measurements, Cock Art, Oh, Florida! and much much more!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2862235/Watch-Kim-Kardashian-Peroxide-blonde-Romania-bigger-bottom-set-stardom.html

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-sex-predator-lottery-winner-millions-20141210-story.html

http://jezebel.com/texas-man-searching-for-homeless-girl-roomie-for-baths-1668446748

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2866125/Twin-punches-sister-floor-kicks-pulls-hair-fight-boyfriend-sex-toy.html

http://gawker.com/dumb-cock-performance-artist-get-arrested-for-pulling-o-1668732585

Richard Pryor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JS0PSmZqw

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Old Hoes & Young Pros

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh celebrate 1 year with Shirt-Cocking Cartoon Characters, Bitch-Ass Burglars, Guns! Prostitutes! and Oh, Florida...plus much much mothafuckin more!!

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/11/inconsistencies-what-happened-during-michael-brown-shooting

http://gawker.com/nyc-property-broker-burglarized-7-million-house-months-1663322266

http://www.popsugar.com/moms/Winnie-Pooh-Banned-From-Polish-Playground-36165260

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/26/dennis-eugene-emery-shooting_n_6223444.html

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-student-led-high-school-prostitution-ring-27160122

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Fellacio Monster

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Oh, Florida! Crime 101, Sassy Sex Acts and much much more!
Send your questions, comments, stories to jessisratchet@gmail.com

  http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/subway-slap-violent-brawl/2014/11/13/id/607069/

http://nypost.com/2014/11/04/bus-driver-stabs-man-in-road-rage-incident/

http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-robbed-of-2-at-arbys-while-on-first-date/29578478

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2815295/Woman-31-breaks-husband-s-friends-home-night-gown-strips-sexually-assaults-sleeps.html

http://www.balleralert.com/forum/topics/florida-woman-caught-stealing-liquor-by-hiding-it-up-her-you-know

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

http://gawker.com/man-arrested-while-trying-to-barter-chicken-for-sex-1657292667

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/11/06/former-nfl-cheerleader-allegedly-had-sexual-relations-with-15-year-old-boy/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_mobile&intcmp=obinsite

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Vibrating Eggs are Delightful!

This week on your favorite #NSFW show-it's 1/2 the size, but still a great ride!
Jess and Josh answer personal stories from fans, talk crackheads, and catch up on catcalls.
Then the tech shit fucked up, so the show ends @ 33 minutes.

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Dickmatized!

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh get to the bottom of Anal Prolapses, schmooze about Miss Hitler 2014, answer our fan's Personal Stories and much more!

http://www.xvideos.com/video5407841/glass_dildo_in_a_prolapsed_asshole

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/21/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/renee-zellweger-new-look/index.html

http://beautypageants.indiatimes.com/articleshow/44908631.cms

http://www.news.com.au/world/truck-with-huge-photo-of-breasts-causes-hundreds-of-car-accidents/story-fndir2ev-1227093022050

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Spread Your Legs & Spread His Word

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Swinging for Jesus, Too Many Titties, Black Sperm ans much muthafuckin' more!

http://jezebel.com/couple-spends-over-30-000-to-have-hardcore-threesomes-1640962443

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/22/woman-gets-third-boob-jasmine-tridevil_n_5862184.html

http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1052289/christian-wife-swapping-couple-evangelizes-by-swinging-for-jesus

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-sperm-donor-lawsuit-met-20140930-story.html

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