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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.




Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****


Cream in the coffee

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This week Jess and Josh talk about a Chinese groom with cold feet, a woman who really loves bacon on her hamburgers, a man who puts a special cream in his coworker's coffee, an exploding breast implant and more!


Dildo Smoke

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Happy New Year from your favorite #NSFW show!! Jess and Josh start things off with a bang talking Condoms for Christmas, Mee-Maws with Dildos, Bus stabbings, Oh, Florida! And much mothafuckin more....;_ylt=A0LEV7vSpK1Uy2AArRwPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMG04Z2o2BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkAw


The Creamer Sisters

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh Ass Measurements, Cock Art, Oh, Florida! and much much more!

Richard Pryor


Old Hoes & Young Pros

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh celebrate 1 year with Shirt-Cocking Cartoon Characters, Bitch-Ass Burglars, Guns! Prostitutes! and Oh, much much mothafuckin more!!


Fellacio Monster

This week on your favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Oh, Florida! Crime 101, Sassy Sex Acts and much much more!
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Vibrating Eggs are Delightful!

This week on your favorite #NSFW show-it's 1/2 the size, but still a great ride!
Jess and Josh answer personal stories from fans, talk crackheads, and catch up on catcalls.
Then the tech shit fucked up, so the show ends @ 33 minutes.



This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh get to the bottom of Anal Prolapses, schmooze about Miss Hitler 2014, answer our fan's Personal Stories and much more!


Spread Your Legs & Spread His Word

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Swinging for Jesus, Too Many Titties, Black Sperm ans much muthafuckin' more!

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