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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

I THOT SO

Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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Sourdough Vage

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bread made the old-fashioned way? Tittles-Out fight club, Mo'Nique and her 'hall passes', Update on Twerking victim, Abandoned Nativity baby and more!!

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Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!
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60 Minute Cassette Tape

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss dry snitching tittle pics, clock bombs, texting with narcs, teacher sex noises, and much more!

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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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Carlos’ Curtain Call

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss NWA, Penis' on Fire & Caught Up, A dad and daughter don't disappoint in...Oh, Florida! And much more.

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Jimmy’s Jerk Off

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This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh pay tribute to Joan Rivers, talk Human Blow Up Dolls, Weed Help Wanted, Balls On Food and much much more!

http://abc13.com/news/man-posts-porn-in-windows-to-bother-immigrant-neighbors-/312004/

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/offbeat/2014/09/17/woman-pays-over--50-000-to-look-like-a-blow-up-dol.html

http://www.musictimes.com/articles/10339/20140917/waka-flocka-flame-says-hes-hiring-a-blunt-roller-for-50k-a-year-seth-rogen-offers-to-help.htm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/16/sex-and-pot-columnist-cannabist-best-job-description-ever_n_5831026.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/handsome-homeless-man-picks-up-4267258

http://gawker.com/mexican-cartel-used-los-angeles-maternity-store-as-a-fr-1633776803

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/16/austin-symonds-scrotum-pizza_n_5829448.html

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The Ratchet Hatchet episode #35 Touchless Crotch

This week on the orld's best #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Government Porn, Phone Sex Pitfalls, Drunk Teachers and much much mothafuckin' more!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/suspect-punches-man-pa-wawa-ogling-daughter-police-article-1.1883127

http://www.noozilla.com/news/5854327/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/australian-airlines-told-passengers-flush-drugs-article-1.1885559

http://wgntv.com/2014/08/06/oklahoma-teacher-accused-of-showing-up-to-school-drunk-missing-pants/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/swiss-parliament-worker-posted-naked-selfies-office-article-1.1894996

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6902136/6-cool-sex-positions-to-beat-the-summer-heat#!by4Oqm

http://www.cracked.com/article_21357_6-unsexy-realities-being-phone-sex-operator.html

http://usvsth3m.com/post/94056556448/portsmouth-man-fined-for-pretending-to-be-a-ghost-in

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