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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Jess Wood is back with more GET WOOD* stories from the streets to the sheets, nothing off limits! Comic, storyteller Jess Wood tells true stories, does characters and just plain entertains with glee. This episode finds Jess on The Kill Tony Podcast! Keith & The Girl! Soaking in a jacuzzi and much more...

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40 oz. Of No Fucks

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Dr.Schmenge’s Weed-elivery

Jess is back with stories from her nyc weed delivery job, laundro & pirate updates, a huge thanks to singles simulcast and so much more!!

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99 Problems But A Dick Ain’t One

Jess Wood is back with another episode of Get Wood. Adventures from the streets to the sheets nothing is off limits. This week Jess tells Thanksgiving stories, Sexual harrasment stories, and a Menage might await with laundro and the Pirate....and more!

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Facials For Fun

Jess is back with wild uncensored stories about #Metoo! CardiB! Returning Dick Sparks! Facials For All! Moth Stories! and more!!

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Def Jam & Witch Blood

Jess Wood is back and has more stories, characters and adventures to tell ya about...Laundro vs. Pirate! Mama El and Witches! Def Comedy Jam Story! (pictured) And much more!!

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Who Moves The Dick?

Jess is back and has company! Chomey sits in and helps Jess figure out very important life issues like who is in charge of the about-to-cum-dick? How long is an appropriate IG movie? Can Jess really smell pussy on breath? All this and more!!

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Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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