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40 oz. Of No Fucks


Def Jam & Witch Blood

Jess Wood is back and has more stories, characters and adventures to tell ya about...Laundro vs. Pirate! Mama El and Witches! Def Comedy Jam Story! (pictured) And much more!!


2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!


U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.




My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...


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Giggling Thug

Jess Wood takes you on adventures through the wild streets of Los Angeles; Listen to her speak on...

Crip pick-up on the Metro, a Homeless husband, Peeing Vs. Squirting, a lesson from Mama El and much more!! 
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Wet Again Cuz Yer Mexican

This week on Get Wood your host Jess Wood has Allison Castillo in studio. Jess catches us up on her week which included; job training gone bad, oh florida and SEX! So much sex. Allison and Jess discuss gangs,

the true pronunciation of Castillo, and dig deep details on Jess' 'Bone-out" 
 Plus much more!!!
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Sex Ed, No Homo w/ Greg Walloch

This week Jess talks to Founder & Director of The Alchemy of Storytelling and Creator of 'Eat Your Words' the hip and funny food-themed, storytelling show at the Standard Sunset in Hollywood.

Greg tells his stories of growing up and only learning about one kind of sex when anyone would talk to him at all. A fabulous storyteller, he gives a few good ones-especially if you believe in the power of a good ass eating. He also delightfully mentioned that he hopes we are all still learning stuff. Love him. 
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Sexy Scrot’s

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW podcast, Jess and Josh discuss Poly Relationships, Wacking it Dangerously, Punched by a Stripper, Penis Measuring Tapes and much more!


Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!

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