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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Hoe-low-ween Frights

Jess Wood is back with "sixty some-odd minutes, of some odd shit!" Stories from the steets to the sheets, characters and bus rides, laundry and costumes, Halloween and Therapy make appearances this week.

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Facials For Fun

Jess is back with wild uncensored stories about #Metoo! CardiB! Returning Dick Sparks! Facials For All! Moth Stories! and more!!

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PCP Popcorn & a Movie

Jess Wood is Get Wood and bringing you stories from the streets to between her sheets!! Nothing is off limits...In this episode; Pirate Fingerbangs! Mama El & the ese's! Fairy God daughter! and much more...!

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Giggling Thug

Jess Wood takes you on adventures through the wild streets of Los Angeles; Listen to her speak on...

Crip pick-up on the Metro, a Homeless husband, Peeing Vs. Squirting, a lesson from Mama El and much more!! 
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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Ay, Popey!

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Comedy Roasts, Dating a Fan, Raccoons Starting Cars, Falling Weed, Oh, Florida! And much more.

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60 Minute Cassette Tape

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss dry snitching tittle pics, clock bombs, texting with narcs, teacher sex noises, and much more!

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Pistol Packin’ Puss’

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bloody Feminists, Dusty Titties, In-Law Sex Stabbing and much more! Comment & 5*****

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