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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Sex Ed, No Homo w/ Greg Walloch

This week Jess talks to Founder & Director of The Alchemy of Storytelling and Creator of 'Eat Your Words' the hip and funny food-themed, storytelling show at the Standard Sunset in Hollywood.

Greg tells his stories of growing up and only learning about one kind of sex when anyone would talk to him at all. A fabulous storyteller, he gives a few good ones-especially if you believe in the power of a good ass eating. He also delightfully mentioned that he hopes we are all still learning stuff. Love him. 
 Check Greg out;

Thank you Sarah V for the news!! 
Jackie Beat video....

 Are there any stories you'd like Jess and friends to discuss? Send em to her jessisratchet@gmail.com
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2 In The Pink University

Jess and Josh are back this week discussing Gun Lovin Mamas, A Naked Traffic Jam, Prison Bae Release, Oh, Florida, a few follow-ups and much more!  

Send stories/pictures-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Cardinal Crackhead

Hey gang, Jess and Josh are back this week discussing #1 Shirt-cocking Fan, Rowdy-Robbing Birthday Girl, Cocaine Mouth Man of Oh Florida! Jess gets a couple new sex toys and Josh explains why "Ya gotta wash your dick..." plus much more!

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G.O.Penis

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Who Gets Hanukah, Toys R Us Shoot-out, Camaroonian Cholas, Oh Florida! And much more!!

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Benny Hill’s Raid

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Car-jacking to school, 

Charlie Sheen and his peen, Oh Florida! Sex gets deadly and much more...
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Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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