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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Posted in lol, food, ratchet, crystal methaney, Stories, Sexting, comedy, funny, Art, Gangs, haha, true stories by thejesswood on May 27th, 2018

Jess is back and telling listeners about her 12yr old spandex wearing self, A Laundro update, loving acid and punk rock, KillTony Podcast (again!) and more...

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Asian Ashley

Jess is back with more stories from the streets to the sheets...nothing is off limits!!

This episode has stories of Street Fighting! Porn Stars! Comedy Shows! Subway sightings, botox crazy, sexy characters and more.

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Merry Jizzmass

Jess Wood is back with a very special Christmas episode of GET WOOD! It's An #NSFW Audio Diary that includes stories, characters and songs. Nothing is off limits-from the streets to the sheets, Jess tells all.

This week Jess re-caps last years' jizzmass show, compares xmas parties, discusses witches and solstice, gives a big-ole book update and so much muthafuckin more!!

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I THOT SO

Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Dumping With Dialogue

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories of lust, life and ashes.

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My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...

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Just For The Jizz Of It

Jess and Josh are back and they're talking Drumpf Trump, Me-Maw Madams, 

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G.O.Penis

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Who Gets Hanukah, Toys R Us Shoot-out, Camaroonian Cholas, Oh Florida! And much more!!

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Sourdough Vage

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Bread made the old-fashioned way? Tittles-Out fight club, Mo'Nique and her 'hall passes', Update on Twerking victim, Abandoned Nativity baby and more!!

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