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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Trick n Treatin HoHo

Jess Wood is back and exploding like fireworks with stories about Mama El! The Moth! Scaring White Men! and so much more hilarity...

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Dick Sparks

Jess is back! Stories of bad dates, cholo husbands, mama el and more!!!

Listen. Laugh. Subscribe & Share.
Got stories for Jess? jessisratchet@gmail.com
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Smiling Vaginas

This week on the funny-as-hell Get Wood, Jess' guest is the hilarious Nadya Ginsburg. 

Jess opens the show with stories about her mama cutting her ex, agents getting a bong and being sent home from school for dressing like an 11 year old hooker. Andy opens up (literally) about hemorrhoids, being a half-jew and tells us her masturbation poem that she wrote when she was a child.
Funny! Informative! A great time! Listen. Laugh. Share.
Want Jess to talk about something?
email stories   jessisratchet@gmail.com

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Je t’aime Twerking

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Weed-filled U-Hauls,

 Hats for Man Buns, Death by Hot Tub, Oh, Florida and more!!
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An A For The D

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Fast Food Flashdance, Pop-pop & a Gun, Oh, Florida! And much more. 

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Portrait Of A Ball

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Zola and her crazy Oh, Florida stripping trip, Stigmatism Suffering Witches, Jess' Haunted House adventure, the only thing that scares Josh...and much more!

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Black #cocksnotglocks

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jerk-off Cops, Dying for Facebook, The Democratic Debate, and much more.

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Ay, Popey!

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh discuss Comedy Roasts, Dating a Fan, Raccoons Starting Cars, Falling Weed, Oh, Florida! And much more.

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3 Big Girls 1 Lil Lady

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss their favorite fan personal story,

Goin Nuts For Nutella, Russian Shit, Oh Florida! and much more...
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