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That Shit Aint Sexy

Jess is back!This episode finds her in some very precarious positions...Pirate and Laundro Updates! Jess & Planned Parenthood! Mama El and Valentines! Shittiest Story Ever! and more delightful ratchetness.


40 oz. Of No Fucks



Jess Wood is back this week with new wild tales! Gentrification from the Lyft shares!

More Prank Calls! Bruce Vilanche Lookalike! Plus much more...


The Florida Forty

Jess and Josh are back this week talking Dicks on Parade, Yelling at Politicians, Nurse Dicks, Janet's Old Eggs, Oh Florida! and so much more! 

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Dr. Nutsalot

Jess and Josh are back this week to discuss; Jared catching A Beating, Watching Porn Kills A Man,


Just For The Jizz Of It

Jess and Josh are back and they're talking Drumpf Trump, Me-Maw Madams, 


2 In The Pink University

Jess and Josh are back this week discussing Gun Lovin Mamas, A Naked Traffic Jam, Prison Bae Release, Oh, Florida, a few follow-ups and much more!  

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Cardinal Crackhead

Hey gang, Jess and Josh are back this week discussing #1 Shirt-cocking Fan, Rowdy-Robbing Birthday Girl, Cocaine Mouth Man of Oh Florida! Jess gets a couple new sex toys and Josh explains why "Ya gotta wash your dick..." plus much more!


One Angry Mummyfucka

Hey gang! Jess and Josh are back this week talking Assault w a deadly Gator, Powerfully Strong Vagina's, Racism & the ruckus around Beyonce's Formation Video, Michigan's poo water yet No Poo-Hole, plus much more...listen laugh subscribe. 


Ratchet 101

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Makin Militia Bags O'Dicks , Robbed by Tinder Twice, Oh Florida, a follow-up on poor Robot Dick, personal David Bowie stories from Jess & Josh and more...


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