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Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...

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Fetus Top Hat

This week on the world's favorite show, Jess and Josh discuss Tuck Frump, God Don't Care, Missing Teeth and FINAL FAREWELL!!! we love you kids...thanks for all the fun xoxoxo J&J

 
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The Florida Forty

Jess and Josh are back this week talking Dicks on Parade, Yelling at Politicians, Nurse Dicks, Janet's Old Eggs, Oh Florida! and so much more! 

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Dr. Nutsalot

Jess and Josh are back this week to discuss; Jared catching A Beating, Watching Porn Kills A Man,

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Cardinal Crackhead

Hey gang, Jess and Josh are back this week discussing #1 Shirt-cocking Fan, Rowdy-Robbing Birthday Girl, Cocaine Mouth Man of Oh Florida! Jess gets a couple new sex toys and Josh explains why "Ya gotta wash your dick..." plus much more!

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One Angry Mummyfucka

Hey gang! Jess and Josh are back this week talking Assault w a deadly Gator, Powerfully Strong Vagina's, Racism & the ruckus around Beyonce's Formation Video, Michigan's poo water yet No Poo-Hole, plus much more...listen laugh subscribe. 

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Zika Dicka

Hey gang we are back from two weeks away!! Jess and Josh talk;

Jess' LA trip childhood & gang memories, Zika is coming to get yer no-no place! SuperBowl Prostitutes, Valentine Doo-Doo Undies, Oscar Boycott, Diversity in film/tv, Movie Reviews from Crime 101 
and much more
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Ratchet 101

This week on everyone's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Makin Militia Bags O'Dicks , Robbed by Tinder Twice, Oh Florida, a follow-up on poor Robot Dick, personal David Bowie stories from Jess & Josh and more...

  
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2015 Ratchet “Wrap-It-Up” Show

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh wrap up the year in ratchet and then discuss A Queens Brothel Shake Down, Dead Drunk Russians, Xmas Music=Violence and much more...! 

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