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GET WOOD

Sex Positive Comedian Jess Wood tells stories, does characters and interviews guests in an NSFW setting Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Pirate’s Pleasure Chest

Jess is back and fiesty as ever! Talking adventures in anal! Howling at the Moon! Primal Trauma!

Mountain men! Pirates! Weddings! Oh My!

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2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!

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U Had Me @ Dicks

Jess is back and funnier than ever! This week; Road Head! New Moon! Uber Fucks! Laundro's Birthday! and much more sass 'n' sillyness.

 

 

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Hot Toddler

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories and one of your and hers favorite guests Nadya Ginsburg!!

Mama El's memorial gets creepy, Buying Condoms Made Fun, Too Much Side-fuckin, and much more!!

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My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...

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Giggling Thug

Jess Wood takes you on adventures through the wild streets of Los Angeles; Listen to her speak on...

Crip pick-up on the Metro, a Homeless husband, Peeing Vs. Squirting, a lesson from Mama El and much more!! 
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Dick Sparks

Jess is back! Stories of bad dates, cholo husbands, mama el and more!!!

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The Dicktures Made Me Do It

Jess Wood is back! GET WOOD turns 6 this week and to celebrate it's ALL WOOD for a full hour. 

Listen to Jess tell stories of huffing, job interviews gone bad, memorials and apartments too close to where she was shot.

Questions, Comments, Stories?
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Smiling Vaginas

This week on the funny-as-hell Get Wood, Jess' guest is the hilarious Nadya Ginsburg. 

Jess opens the show with stories about her mama cutting her ex, agents getting a bong and being sent home from school for dressing like an 11 year old hooker. Andy opens up (literally) about hemorrhoids, being a half-jew and tells us her masturbation poem that she wrote when she was a child.
Funny! Informative! A great time! Listen. Laugh. Share.
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