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Peein In The Pacific

Jess is back and having even more fun (if that's even possible) Sliddin' up in my DM's? listen to is...

...Mama El & 4th of July! Busstories! Phone Sex! and so much more!!!


2 Dicks 1 Day

Jess Wood is back and having more fun than ever! Pussy Eating 101! Laundro update! Meth! Mothers Day! and much more!!


Dumping With Dialogue

Jess Wood is back this week with more stories of lust, life and ashes.


My Abortion Material Kills

Jess Wood is back and can't wait to tell you all about all her adventures!!

Halloween with a Glory-hole! Cholo Love! Tuck Frump! and much more...


Want Jess to talk about your story? Have a classy dickture? Just wanna say hey?



Giggling Thug

Jess Wood takes you on adventures through the wild streets of Los Angeles; Listen to her speak on...

Crip pick-up on the Metro, a Homeless husband, Peeing Vs. Squirting, a lesson from Mama El and much more!! 
Listen. Laugh & Share.

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Jess is back this week telling more sex stories and interviewing her guest Katie Compa!

Also on the chopping block; hot exterminators, building the 'team,' too many babies, big lyft dick, 
mama el gets violent and more...

The Dicktures Made Me Do It

Jess Wood is back! GET WOOD turns 6 this week and to celebrate it's ALL WOOD for a full hour. 

Listen to Jess tell stories of huffing, job interviews gone bad, memorials and apartments too close to where she was shot.

Questions, Comments, Stories?

Sex Ed, No Homo w/ Greg Walloch

This week Jess talks to Founder & Director of The Alchemy of Storytelling and Creator of 'Eat Your Words' the hip and funny food-themed, storytelling show at the Standard Sunset in Hollywood.

Greg tells his stories of growing up and only learning about one kind of sex when anyone would talk to him at all. A fabulous storyteller, he gives a few good ones-especially if you believe in the power of a good ass eating. He also delightfully mentioned that he hopes we are all still learning stuff. Love him. 
 Check Greg out;

Thank you Sarah V for the news!! 
Jackie Beat video....

 Are there any stories you'd like Jess and friends to discuss? Send em to her

Sex, Masturbation & The Hug Hormone w/Sara Benincasa

On the highly anticipated first episode of Jess Wood's show GET WOOD, Sara Benincasa guests and they talk; masturbation, bisexual tendencies, Catholic school, fuck-buddies, mental problems and why being nice always gets them very wet. 

The gals also discuss; a woman fakes illness to get out of a date she's on 
                                    and a dude who looses a bet and has to get breast implants.

listen, laugh and touch yourself!

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The Florida Forty

Jess and Josh are back this week talking Dicks on Parade, Yelling at Politicians, Nurse Dicks, Janet's Old Eggs, Oh Florida! and so much more! 

jess and josh answer anything, so send stories


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